| Bryce Wilson |
NAME: Bryce
HOMETOWN: Iowa City, IA
GIGS YOU HOST REGULARLY: Bumpers-Tue., Friday’s on 100-Wed., Sensers in Eagan-
Thu.
FAVORITE MOVIE: Field of Dreams
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Lost
FAVORITE BAND/ ARTIST: Tool
FAVORITE DRINK: Milk
CELEBRITY YOU MOST RESEMBLE: Balky or Aaron Rodgers when his helmet is
on.
HOW DO YOU LOOK NAKED?: Kinda personal don’t you think?
NAME PEOPLE CALLED YOU IN SCHOOL: That’s none of your business.
SOMETHING YOU’VE BEEN IN BEFORE: You know what? I don’t think I like your tone.
HOW ARE YOU, REALLY?: Listen. I don’t have to put up with this. Do you know who I am?
MOUNDS OR ALMOND JOY?: Who do you think you are you son-of-a-bitch?
WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERYTIME YOU ARE NEAR?: You come in here
with your [expletive deleted] nerd face and your [expletive deleted] nerd glasses and your
[expletive deleted] nerd pen and ask me these stupid questions. You think you're being
funny? You’re [expletive deleted] not.
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK SHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD
SHUCK WOOD?: I take [expletive deleted] bigger than you, you loser [expletive deleted].
DID YOU SEE ANYONE RUN BY HERE?: I will come across this table and kick your ass
and [horrific account of [expletive deleted] deleted]!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE THERE?: That’s it. This interview is over. [expletive
deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted],
[expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive
deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted] you! Good Day.
HOMETOWN: Iowa City, IA
GIGS YOU HOST REGULARLY: Bumpers-Tue., Friday’s on 100-Wed., Sensers in Eagan-
Thu.
FAVORITE MOVIE: Field of Dreams
FAVORITE TV SHOW: Lost
FAVORITE BAND/ ARTIST: Tool
FAVORITE DRINK: Milk
CELEBRITY YOU MOST RESEMBLE: Balky or Aaron Rodgers when his helmet is
on.
HOW DO YOU LOOK NAKED?: Kinda personal don’t you think?
NAME PEOPLE CALLED YOU IN SCHOOL: That’s none of your business.
SOMETHING YOU’VE BEEN IN BEFORE: You know what? I don’t think I like your tone.
HOW ARE YOU, REALLY?: Listen. I don’t have to put up with this. Do you know who I am?
MOUNDS OR ALMOND JOY?: Who do you think you are you son-of-a-bitch?
WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERYTIME YOU ARE NEAR?: You come in here
with your [expletive deleted] nerd face and your [expletive deleted] nerd glasses and your
[expletive deleted] nerd pen and ask me these stupid questions. You think you're being
funny? You’re [expletive deleted] not.
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK SHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD
SHUCK WOOD?: I take [expletive deleted] bigger than you, you loser [expletive deleted].
DID YOU SEE ANYONE RUN BY HERE?: I will come across this table and kick your ass
and [horrific account of [expletive deleted] deleted]!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE THERE?: That’s it. This interview is over. [expletive
deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted],
[expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive
deleted], [expletive deleted], [expletive deleted] you! Good Day.