Figrin D’an and the Modal Nodes vs. Taco Bell
by Bryce on Sep.01, 2010, under Reviews
If a food item shares a name with a Star Wars reference and if that food is sold at a good stoner spot, then that food item needs to have its shit together.
Taco Bell’s Cantina Taco does not have its shit together.
To call the Cantina Taco shit would be to credit it with too much flavor. If the hungry among us choose to eat this taco he or she must be prepared to eat the only-redeeming-factor lime wedge that comes with it. Also eat the packet of sauce. Just chew off a corner of the packet so the sauce comes out as the foil is chewed. Or have a Double Decker Taco Supreme which doesn’t come with a lime but is still a cheesy, beefy lover in a chewy, crunchy shell casing.
To be fair, no one should be discouraged from eating Taco Bell. Also, as a general rule, every new menu item deserves a try. Just know: Cantina Taco is to food what Quentin Tarantino is to the cinema: A shitty reenactment that sucks cocks and is pretentious. And sucks cock.
These aren’t the tacos you’re looking for.
2/5 (Way to save the day, lime wedge)
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