NAME: ANDY SHULTHEIS
HOMETOWN: BLOOMINGTON
FAVORITE MOVIE: WOULD’NT YOU LIKE TO KNOW
FAVORITE TV SHOW: CURRENTLY (MY NAME IS EARL) OLD (GILIGANS ISLAND)
FAVORITE BAND/ ARTIST: AMERICA
FAVORITE DRINK: LIQUID
CELEBRITY YOU MOST RESEMBLE: YOU KNOW
PETS NAME: (DOG) ROCKY (PENIS)ADMIRAL WIGGLES.. NO NOT REAR
ADMIRAL THAT’S NOT FUNNY
PET NAME: THE TRANSPORTATION DEVICE FOR ADMIRAL WIGGLES
HOW DO YOU LOOK NAKED?: I’VE NEVER SEEN MYSELF NAKED
NAME PEOPLE CALLED YOU IN SCHOOL: ANDY AMERICA
SOMETHING YOU’VE BEEN IN BEFORE:ALL FIVE HOLES
HOW ARE YOU, REALLY?: TIRED
MOUNDS OR ALMOND JOY?: I HATE COCONUTS
WHY DO BIRDS SUDDENLY APPEAR EVERYTIME YOU ARE NEAR?: BECAUSE I
WALK AROUND WITH A BIRD WHISTLE
HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK SHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD
SHUCK WOOD?:TRICK QUESTION. THE AWNSER IS CHICAGO
DID YOU SEE ANYONE RUN BY HERE?:I WISH… I’M SO LONELY
OH GOD! WHY ME?!?: I DESERVE IT JUST ASK HIM
IS IT CONTAGIOUS?: IF IT IS THEN YOUR ALL SO LUCKY
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE THERE?: DRY ICE SEALED GLASS BOTTLE
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?:I WAS THING HOW COOL DRY ICE IN A SEALED
GLASS BOTTLE WOULD LOOK. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? ASS.
