Studies show that people
wearing our apparel attract
more attention from not
only the opposite sex but
also from middle-aged
gym teachers. Finally!
Find a date with us!
Using advanced
technology we have
created a web page
called Calendar 2010. To
use the calendar, click
the picture to the right.
The information is
arranged in columns by,
"days." Determine the
current, "day" and then
track us down. Stalking
is encouraged!
Note from our lawyers:
WARNING: Reading our blog may make you smarter,
dumber, cooler, nerdier, better-looking, or uglier. Also, this
blog has been shown to cause cancer and/or spread VD.
Enjoy!
Our facebook page is the
best way we know to keep
in touch with you and our
mothers in one handy,
easy-to-operate webpage.
There are all kinds of cool
things you'll find on our
facebook page. We can't tell
you what they are right
here. Go look. You'll see.
Ahhhh.
Trivial Trivia.
The bar game that
makes the world go
'round. The bread and
butter. The bee's knees.
The Iron Curtain. The
Battle for Endor. The
Hallmark Hall-of-Fame
TV movie. The best way
we know to give other
people's stuff away. Now
being awesome at a bar
near you.
GAME OF THE WEEK (or so)
Post your high sore in the blog
section!